$DRB2 Dorito B2 Stealth Bomber
The world's first triangular stealth aircraft powered by 69,000,000 Frito-Lay Points. This revolutionary flying Dorito represents the pinnacle of snack-based aviation technology.
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MISSION BRIEFING
In the year 2024, Frito-Lay scientists made a groundbreaking discovery: Doritos possess unique stealth properties when shaped into triangular aircraft configurations. The $DRB2 was born from this revolutionary breakthrough.
This magnificent flying triangle, powered by 69,000,000 Frito-Lay Points, can deliver maximum crunch with zero radar detection. Its mission: to spread the gospel of triangular superiority and nacho cheese power across the skies.
The Dorito B2 represents the future of snack-based aviation - where every flight is powered by pure nacho cheese excellence and every mission ends with maximum crunch satisfaction.
DORITO SPECIFICATIONS
DORITO PROPULSION
- Engine: 4x Nacho Cheese Turbofans
- Fuel: 69,000,000 Frito-Lay Points
- Speed: Mach Crunch
- Range: Infinite (until hungry)
- Thrust: Maximum Cheese Power
DORITO STEALTH
- Radar Cross-Section: 0 (triangular magic)
- Infrared Signature: Cool Ranch
- Acoustic Signature: Silent but Deadly
- Visual Camouflage: Nacho Cheese Orange
- Stealth Mode: Maximum Crunch
DORITO WEAPONS
- Primary: Dorito Cluster Bombs
- Secondary: Nacho Cheese Missiles
- Defensive: Cool Ranch Chaff
- Special: Spicy Sweet Chili Torpedoes
- Ultimate: Infinite Crunch Cannon
DORITO MISSION GALLERY
Maiden Dorito Flight
The historic first flight of the $DRB2. A perfect triangular takeoff into the nacho cheese sunset.
Stealth Dorito Test
Radar operators completely confused by the flying triangle. Zero detection achieved.
Dorito Weapons Test
Dorito cluster bombs deployed successfully. Maximum crunch factor confirmed.
Frito-Lay Points Milestone
69,000,000 Frito-Lay Points milestone reached. Infinite Dorito power unlocked.